"Hark, what's that noise"
"It's getting dark, there's a sort of shadow passing over
the sun"
"It's getting bigger"
"And it's coming closer"
"It's landed, Tim don't look so scared it's only a flying saucer and
look the spaceman cometh"
"How do you do Timothy"
"You know him?"
"Of course, he's my Uncle, How are you Uncle Zed"
"Will you come into my Saucer and  have a cup of tea"
"How lovely you can help us to look for Mini"
"That's what I came for. When you're looking for piano's
there'snothing like my saucer"

It might have been a flying plate or perhaps a flying dish
A flying cup, a flying spoon or even a flying fish
But of all the many things that fly by nature or by art
You'll find a flying saucer will get off the a flying start

You never saw a saucer, as saucy as mine
You never saw a saucer, that's even half as fine
What joy and pride it is to ride upon my astral corsar
Oh arn't I clever, nobody ever saw such a saucy saucer

Isn't he clever, nobody ever saw such a saucy saucer

"Jane look down there, I do believe..."
"It is, it's Mini"
"Oh Uncle Zed, can we land at once"
"Anything you like my dear"

He loves to fly beyon the sky and nobody has to force her
Oh arn't I clever, nobody ever saw such a saucy saucer

"It's the tramp"
"You had Mini all the time"
"I was guarding her from that surly brother of mine"
"Brother"
"The Minister of Pleasure And Pastime"
"Tim, the tramp's your Uncle too"
"Your Uncle Baa Baa"
"Oh of course, the black sheep"
"Our month's over now, do we give Mini back to you"
"Is there anyone else to take over"
"What about fiona and me?"
"Oh Tim"
"I know"
"Don't look back"
"Don't look back".
